Who we are

Where Dog Parenting Meets Real Life

Welcome to No Bone Zone, the funny dog blog for every sleep-deprived, coffee-fueled pawrent trying to survive puppyhood with their sanity (and shoes) intact.

I started this blog after realizing that raising a puppy is exactly like raising a toddler — just with more fur, fewer words, and significantly more bite marks. Between crate training chaos, leash tantrums, and endless potty mishaps, I needed a place to laugh, vent, and share what actually works.

Here, you’ll find:

• 🐶 Honest, hilarious stories about real-life dog parenting fails and wins

• 💡 Puppy training tips that actually make sense (and don’t require sainthood-level patience)

• 🛍️ Tried-and-tested pet products that make dog life easier — from chew toys to cleaning hacks

• ☕ A healthy dose of sarcasm, coffee, and canine chaos

Whether you’re a brand-new dog mom, a seasoned trainer, or someone who just really likes funny dog stories, this is your corner of the internet to feel seen, laugh out loud, and maybe learn something useful in between the memes.

🐾 Our Mission

To make dog parenting relatable, real, and ridiculously fun.
We believe that behind every “good boy” is a slightly unhinged human doing their best — and that’s worth celebrating (and occasionally monetizing).

So grab your leash, hide your shoes, and join me on this wild journey through life with dogs — one chewed slipper and coffee refill at a time.